13 things I've learned from cartoons

1. When one door closes another opens.
2. When you hear the noise of something falling don't bother to move because it's going to hit you.
3. Don't mess with explosives, you will blow up.
4. Traps never work the way you want them to.
5. Never rub bottles that look like they could hold a jinnee.
6. If you meet a rat in the sewer he's probably very wise.
7. Personal inventions help with everyday tasks.
8. Your sister is evil and will tell on you for everything.
9. Don't be your sister's guinea pig when she is testing out new inventions.
10. Be quiet when you are hunting "wabbits".
11. Don't ever chase a mouse into it's hole.
12. Scooby snacks are tasty.
13. Last but not least, never chase a road runner.